Weird Nicknames + emoticon = LaLa 101

Emoticon
Whats with chinese-ed people with emoticon? they like to spam things like >< , >"< , T.T, :p, (^^), ... , -.-, XD, =.=, ><", +.+. Anyone can tell me what all of them means? Its like totally "potong steam" when u talk something and they just leave one of these emoticon as a whole reply and aspect u to understand. I wonder how a chinese-ed person would talk in msn together?

Man : Hey!
Girl: XD
Man : :p
Girl: (^^)
Man : ><"
Girl: +.+
~end of convo~

Cool example?
Why not we talk in sign language?
FOR THE LoVE OF GOD, PLEASE STOP THE EMOTICON!!! Its driving me up the wall! Once they start spamming emoticon, its like end of the topic. Worst to come, they expect a reply after that! How am i suppose to reply?

Besides,
Mind you of their nicknames.
Examples : Apple, Orange, winter, summer, any fruit or weather goes.
Do remember to do the LaLa slang as you go... Woot.. Horrible!

Nick Names!

Anyone would have them dont they? Some are pretty cool while others arent. My nicknames aint entirely aweasome but just for the sake of fun, lets retrive some back.
I shall be listing the name of people/group of people before the nicknames they gave me.

Parents - Boy!
sisters - Ko
maid - Boy-e
primary schoolmates - Waiter
teck chen - Veether the waiter
Myself(form 1 - 5) - Veether da great
William - play boy vee (totally opposite of me)
Sebastian - VEE!
basketballmates at home - Ah Tan
Chong - HAHA
Chang fu - Bitch, bastard, dog,man-whore,whore,Motherfucker, idiot, sohai
Peh yee - Ooi!
russian teachers - tan vee
robin - shortie
julian - Eh best friend! (only when he wants something)
Dog - woof!

*mostly are not cool at all*

Fine Dining

I love fine dining! Anyone will know when they cook with me. I watch Hell's kitchen, Iron chef, No reservation and other cook movie. First europe country to go is italy proove my craving for great food and great taste!

Today, i just cooked a really cook caborana(all vegetarian since its wesak day) and its exactly the same as the one i ate in itally.

I had planned my menu to cook when i go back home:

Appetizer:
Seafood cream pasta with porchini mushroom + Sepia ink with tomato base spaggetti

Main course :
Oven-baked lamb shanks with bacon-wrapped scallops stuffed with herbs in the middle and a bacon-potato salad as it sides

Desert :
Strawberry cream punch spiked with alcohol


Oops... too much TV! hahax... but all these menu are do-able! haha!

Its homemade! Seriously! I bought this wood from a russian lady right infront of Ashan for 100roubles (around RM10) and start fixing it. Evidence are on the table.. those extra wood at the side of my table. It looks really nice right? Im Lovin it! hahax! Perhaps it signal a start of a new hobby. I might end up filling my room with more and more wooden craft. Im thinking of naming it. Some name that simbolize Love, compassion, fragile and pure-hearted. SO, now, what should I name it?